I got caught masturbating to a forest elf in World of Warcraft?
July 7th, 2010 | by warcraft |
Uncle_Pedo asked:
and now my parents are threatening to take away and delete my account! How can I convince them that even though she’s digital, and an elf, there isn’t anything wrong with it? Plus I have such a high score I can’t lose it all for this elf! How can I explain what I’m doing is normal to my parents!?
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and now my parents are threatening to take away and delete my account! How can I convince them that even though she’s digital, and an elf, there isn’t anything wrong with it? Plus I have such a high score I can’t lose it all for this elf! How can I explain what I’m doing is normal to my parents!?
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17 Responses to “I got caught masturbating to a forest elf in World of Warcraft?”
By Jake W on Jul 7, 2010 | Reply
Oh well, look on the bright side. At least you weren’t masturbating to a Tauren.
[EDIT]: Indeed, troll. All your previous questions are about builders humping against a drywall and pooping your pants at Kings Dominion.
And there are no forest elves in WoW. The closest thing to it would be the **** dryads who are definitely worth a tug.
By Link0710 on Jul 9, 2010 | Reply
Im a *insert age her * boy/girl. I will do this.. Alot.. to anything. Dad you were my age you know how it is. If its just the fact that its a game then get me playboy! lol k i dont know bout that last one but seriously pull the whole age and ima do this to anything and to nothing! Its just normal human behavior. Plus its not like it was hentai.
By Cannon on Jul 10, 2010 | Reply
1 troll
2 u serious
3 thats not normal jerkin it to elfs
4 ur a nerd
5 WOW
By Sdfgdsfgsdf on Jul 12, 2010 | Reply
explain to them all that is fair in love..and world of warcraft!
tell them that it is normal for every child your age to ******* to WoW elves. if htey had video games in their times,theyd of done the same to.
By Dar Win Ner on Jul 12, 2010 | Reply
wtf
lol are you being serious?
you wanked over an elf from some computer game
thats a new one…
By Super Eboy on Jul 13, 2010 | Reply
You could always play the “at least I can’t get a night elf pregenant, I’d hafta be level 29 to do that.”
By Roteeba on Jul 16, 2010 | Reply
Its time to choose between world of warcraft and your family. Its a decision every person has to make at sometime in their life. Don’t rush your decision, but dont forget that your parents will probably die in the next 5-10 years but you will always have world of warcraft.
By Melissa H on Jul 19, 2010 | Reply
you can explain it’s kinda like a Fantasy and umm some advise buy some real **** to jerk off on or at least look a internet **** sessh.
By googleplex on Jul 20, 2010 | Reply
my grandson got caught pulling it to disneys’ little mermaid. i just about peed myself laughing when his father told me.
By Galen on Jul 22, 2010 | Reply
WTF YOU **** OVER COMPUTER GAMES HOW RIDICULOUSLY SAD AND RETARDED ARE YOU? TELL U HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES AND PROBLEMS… HOW CAN U **** OVER A FRICKING GAME AND WHAT YOU JERKING OVER ISN EVEN HUMAN!!!
By Dustin M on Jul 24, 2010 | Reply
You’re a troll because.
1) There are no forest elves in the game.
2) There is no “high scores” in the game.
If you’re trying not to be an obvious troll, at least pick a game you know something about.
By Flavor Vortex on Jul 26, 2010 | Reply
Obvious troll is obvious.
By runescape club owner on Jul 29, 2010 | Reply
what the hell.y would you do that to a video game…well, they shouldn’t do that for something every guy does in the world..seriously man…
By Steven on Aug 3, 2010 | Reply
THTS FREAKIN GROSS!!!!!!!
By Majicman on Aug 6, 2010 | Reply
What the **** is with you. get a goddamn girlfriend already. Jesus Christ
By Tigernose on Aug 7, 2010 | Reply
It’s normal. Every now and again, one of us get a little excited and jerk off to a non-existant (both ingame and inreality) character. Don’t worry. I suggest having a conversation with your mother and persuade her to make a forest elf in WoW so you can both have the experience.
If not, make a troll character.
By neuromancer on Aug 10, 2010 | Reply
forest elf? high score? you wouldn’t, by any chance, be making this up would you?